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| 1. Basic Brain |
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--for Basic Science |
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-- for Clinical Core |
2. Note Lack of Eyelids
(No sleep needed) |
3. Wide Angle Eyes
(Increased Speed and Efficiency) |
| 4. Sonic Ears (for Inaudible Whispers from Sleeping Lecturers) |
| 5. Atropied Mouth (Verbal Communication Useless) |
| 6. Left Hand Evolved to a No. 2 1/2 Lead Pencil |
| 7. Most Viscera Gone |
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--Replaced by 3 Cornified Regions for Placing I.V.'s |
| 8. Enlarged Buttocks for Prolonged Lectures |
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| 9. Noticeable Lack of Gonads |
| 10. Suction Cup Feet for Climbing Walls |
| 11. Surgical Hand |
| 12. Carbon Dioxide and Water Vents |
| 13. Thumb Enlarged for Sucking-Button Pushing |
| 14. Enlarged Thyroid for Hyperactive Metabolic Rate |
| 15. Enlarged Nose for Increased Oxygen Consumption |
| 16. X-Ray Eyes (Quick Diagnosis) |
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